Craft beer - July

Garage Project Tutaki Haze

When the coming season opens and you have managed to hide The Boss Craft Beer from the Real Boss over the winter, head to the Murchison area to fish the Tutaki River. Don’t forget to take a few cans of your favourite Garage Project Tutaki Haze with you.This will increase your catch rate by 0.0054 % if you consume on average 4 cans per hour. A local retired fishing guide put me onto this brew. It takes about 2 years to get accustomed to the ingredients, then you’re away. Your catch rate will increase to 0.0057. Like most guides you can’t believe a word they say especially after 4 cans an hour.

Behemoth Porch Pounder

Behemoth Porch Pounder APA is a great craft beer to have over the winter months. This is when you put on the most kilos to increase your wading ballast. In conjunction with the Safety Boots [R] you will be able to do hero crossings this summer with ease. The recommended daily allowance is 4 cans every 4 to 6 hours for people over 65. If unsure consult your local Craft Beer outlet.

Brothers Fresh Hop

Brothers Fresh hop IPA is a good choice if you have a few mates along for a day on the water. They will think you are drinking freshup fruit juice all day. They might even think that you have moved to the other side and gone tea total, you wouldn’t want that reputation. Because it looks like real juice then an unlimited amount can be consumed over the day. Warning! Can be harmful to the environment if the cans are discarded on the riverbed at a rate of 14 per hour so give them to your mates to throw away instead.